搞笑的英文段子(42)个

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搞笑的英文段子(42)个

关于”搞笑的段子“的英语句子42个,句子主体:Funny jokes.。以下是关于搞笑的段子的高中英语句子。

英文句子模板1:Funny jokes.

找出她最喜欢的喜剧、搞笑片或者肥皂剧,陪她看。

1、Find out which are her favorite comedians, funny movies, or sitcoms . Watch them with her.

这段情节是这部充满了紧张和死亡气息的两小时电影中最搞笑的桥段。

2、It’s the funniest moment in a two-hour film full of tension and death.

你的办公室椅子是FUF牌的,而你随意的穿件印着搞笑猫的衣服就可以过活。

3、Your office chair is a FUF and you sift through zany cat pics for a living, hence the whimsical kitty graphic tees and white-rimmed specs.

今天的作业是《英伦才艺秀》海选的一个片段,关于一个“舞王”的精彩表演,十分搞笑哦。

4、Today's assignment is A clip from Britain's Got More Talents' auditions, regarding a "Dance King" 's brilliant performance which is really amusing.

I don’t want to see your face! 我不愿再见到你!

5、

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

6、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

“听着,”收藏家补充说,“我想知道你能不能把那个旧盘子给我。对于经典搞笑笑话。那只猫似乎喜欢它。”

7、"Listen, " the collector added, "I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer as well. The cat seems to like it. "

这部剧里他专注于自己的角色,看的时候太搞笑了。

8、he just nails at his part on the show and I just, it's hilarious to watch.

他把两史上最搞笑名字只瓶子朝上一挂,瓶子掉下来摔碎了,酒洒了一地。

9、So the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor.

今天的作业是《英伦才艺秀》海选的一个片段,关于一个“舞王”的精彩表演,十分搞笑哦。歌词就不用听出来了。

10、Today's assignment is A clip from Britain's Got More Talents' auditions, regarding a "Dance King" 's brilliant performance which is really amusing. So have fun.

不要用不正当的手段搞钱。

11、Don't get money by dishonest means.

12、The handsome men without money are after our money. 而没有钱但是很帅的男人看上的是我们的钱。

聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

13、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

那对孪生子准搞错了。

14、The twins were mistaken.

先写更多一般性内容,后用再加入笑话和段子以达到喜剧效果。

15、Write more general content then writing jokes at every second line.

老兄,同样的搞笑桥段,用一次就行了。)有些笑料靠着故技重演逗乐,就像有些卖弄艺术的片子只有麻木的观众才会看。

16、Funny once, my friend. ) Some jokes count on jadedness in order to be funny, just as many arty films only appeal to a jaded audience.

别乱搞我的车子。

17、Don't monkey with my car.

你可能会想,这是一个非常标准的、有些搞笑的现代生活小插曲——人们被自己创造的科技搞得精疲力尽。

18、This is, you might think, a pretty standard, vaguely comic vignette of modern life – man harassed by self-inflicted technology.

说明:切图,练手之作,错了莫笑,只为下载,真心难搞。

19、Cut diagram, practice hand for the wrong Mo laugh, only for download, really downright.

一个原创的点子,做的搞笑一点,有许多地方允许人们放自己的播客。

20、An original idea, to cut through the chaff. There are still many areas open for people to podcast.

21、Yes, its funny, and simply part and parcel of a cross-cultural relationship.是的,这很搞笑是吧? 但这便是跨文化婚姻生活的一部分。

22、They were awesome. Kappei Yamaguchi was the funniest . He's a natural at that stuff.他们都很出色。山口胜平最搞笑。他天生擅长这个…

23、He is starting to sound, I laugh, like one of those adverts on daytime TV flogging dodgy loans.他开始发出搞笑的声音,我也附和着大笑,就像白天电视节目里抨击可怕贷款广告的主持人一样。

24、 You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病!

25、The funniest thing is he was too eager to win. When he said the funniest part he was so close that I couldn't hear him clearly.其实更好笑的是他欲速则不达,凑得太近以至于我都听不清最搞笑的部分。

英文句子26:,26、Riddles, whatnot. Heroes don't tell jokes. Heroes keep it grim. Saving people is serious business.但英雄是不说段子的,英雄坚持不苟言笑:只在严肃的事件中出手。

27、The handsome and nice men are gay. 又帅又好的男人是同性恋。

28、step of a smile. Dr. Niedenthal argues that how another person弄清面部表情仅仅是搞懂笑的第一步,DIEDENTHAL博士认为其他人如何

29、So, I have a few mild issues with this episode, and again, this episode was funny. But it was also very, very odd. Here are some reasons why我还能找几个小小的岔子。这一集都挺搞笑的。不过也怪怪的。理由如下。

30、It's also incredibly funny. And there's an all-color fashion show mid-way through.另外,它也巨搞笑,剧中还穿插有一次全彩时装秀。

31、The connection between a parent posting a wacky video of their children online and Octomom traipsing her sprawling brood through prime-time television is this: children's privacy rights.一个父母在线上传一段孩子的搞怪视频与Octomom在电视的黄金时段带着她的孩子们闲逛的连接点就是孩子的隐私权。

32、Surprisingly, no user cited an innate urge to write "ROFL" or "lololololol.令人意外的是,没有用户称自己天生就是无聊的想写”很搞笑“或。”

33、What have you been doing to my dictionary?看你把我的字典搞成啥子样子了!

34、I have a very funny good father, although usually read his appearance is very serious actually good to me.我有一个非常搞笑的好爸爸,虽然平时看他样子很严肃其实对我可好了。

35、 Do you know what time it is? 你知道现在都几点吗?

36、Hilarious footage shows a crowd of people desperately cramming the normally expensive shellfish onto their plates, elbowing others aside as they do.搞笑的镜头显示,一群人疯狂地用盘子铲昂贵的大虾,并用肘把别人顶开。

37、 Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁?

38、A British man who lived in the Alps as a goat for three days has won one of this year's Ig Nobel prizes.英国一名男子在阿尔卑斯山区和一群山羊生活了三天,并凭此获得了今年的搞笑诺贝尔奖。

39、"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " “工作好有意思耶!

40、To do well every time period's stocktaking work according to the schedule.按计划搞好各时段的盘点工作。

41、Morever, we'll go to see the 3D Kung Fu Panda, a funny animation.另外,我们会一起去看3D版的《功夫熊猫》,一部搞笑的动画片。

42、This earned them an Ig Nobel prize last year, in the field of management.这篇论文为他们赢得了上xx年度的搞笑诺贝尔管理奖。

43、2006 on xx年xx月xx日这个月房子问题真是要命,买了个房子还没住进去呢,就有这么多搞笑的问题。

10 day

5 years this month is really a death house, bought a house yet to go live, there are so many funny problems.

44、Steve:Haha. That's terrific, Anthony. I never knew you were such a cutup.史提夫:哈哈。太厉害了,安东尼。我不知道你这麽会搞笑。

45、Life is truly beautiful. Just look at the trees: The leaves are green, the trunk is brown and the flowers are colorful.生命确实是美丽的搞笑喜剧片国语版 。看看那些树,绿油油的叶子,褐色的树干,五…

46、"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。

47、For his part, Pattinson was a bit confused by the secrecy. “It’s a white dress, ” he joked.对他来说,他被这保密工作搞糊涂了,“就是件白色礼服,”他开玩笑说,“但是真的很漂亮,那是一件无以伦比的裙子。

48、 Don’t talk to me like that! 别那样和我说话!

49、But don't worry, folks, Sarah Palin will be back. Comedians everywhere are praying.但是不要担心,兄弟们,佩林来了,全国的搞笑家们都在祈祷。

50、Maybe I was nervous, I couldn't come up with any sparking ideas in the whole process of recording, no dirty jokes, no funny stories, in a word, I was as nannyish as the surgeon for social diseases.但是由于紧张的缘故,整个录音过程想不出什么闪光点来,没有段子,没有搞笑,一本正经,还真的跟性病老军医可以一较高下。

经典英文句子51:搞笑的段子,51、He's funny in the film as much, but often can be broken box office records calendar.他的电影以搞笑之多,但每每都能历破票房记录。

52、Again, the above never represent my point about women just for fun. Hehe.再次声明,以上不代表我对女同胞的观点,仅供开心搞笑哈!

53、The nice men are ugly. 好男人不帅。

54、(李阳老师常用) I’ve had enough of your garbage. 我听腻了你的废话。

55、As if that’s not enough, there are always those hilarious cat videos.似乎这些还是不够,所以总是有很多滑稽搞笑的野猫视频。

56、Kudus made a face at her and parted his lips to smile again.段誉向她装个鬼脸,裂嘴又笑了笑。

57、When I think back to those high school memories, they seem like a lifetime ago. I’m glad those times are over, and I can look to the future with a smile.当我回想起高中阶段的日子里,它恍如隔世,我庆幸那段日子已一去不复返,我带着微笑展望未来。

58、Dark orange eyes, brown hair, wears a poofy green hat. Has cat ears, with a gold earring in the left one, and two tails.深橙色的眼睛,棕色的头发,戴着顶搞笑的绿帽子,有猫耳,左耳带着只金耳环,还有两条尾巴。

59、"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? " “努力工作不会导致死亡!

60、Again, as we've said before, this whole episode was just weird -- but funny.如此就又回到前面说过的,这一集怪怪的,不过都挺搞笑的。

61、Men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money. 不是很帅但是很好的男人却没有钱。

62、The handsome men are not nice. 帅男人不好。

63、I gaped , thinking at first that he must be doing some kind of comedy act.我打了个哈欠,我开始心想他肯定是做了搞笑的事情。

64、Use your best jokes when writing your movie script.把你原创的最幽默的笑话和段子写入剧本。

65、For example you find a funny clip on the internet and you want to share it with your friends in Wuala.通过URL添加文件例如你在网上找到一段搞笑视频,你想把它共享给你在Wuala的朋友。

66、The ninth season has been premiered, with a new set of main characters.第九季已经开播,换了一大票新角色,是部很搞笑的喜剧。

67、 Don’t look at me like that. 别那样看着我。

68、"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。

69、Kids will love it, your hubby will find it hilarious and the best part is that everyone will enjoy getting clean.孩子们爱死这玩意儿了,你老公会觉得这东西很搞笑,但最棒的是,全家人都更爱卫生了。

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